Valuing someone isn't merely by seeing each other everyday...
What counts is that somehow in our busy lives we remember to say "Take care, you're precious!"

Have a nice day JJJ

1	A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after
	Every 10 sec a
	woman gives birth to a kid.
	A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
2	Sardar-why r all these people running?
	Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
	Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r
	others running?
3	Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence
	into future tense.
	Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
4	Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was
	not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary
	Expected".
	After much thought he wrote: Yes!
5	Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant
	it's already raining. Sardar: So what? Take an
	umbrella and go.
6	Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer
	gave 11cr after
	deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else
	return my 20 Rs
	back.
7	Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
	Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have
	posted it....
8	Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died
	peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the
	passengers in the
	car he was driving..
9	Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible
	looking thing is
	what you call modern art ?
	Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
10	Sardar was writing something very slowly.
	Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
	Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.
11	Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local
	sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still
	digging for more..
12	A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not
	in the morning. Sardarji replied "Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM".
13	Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
	Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
	Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
	Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?
14	Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles
	and lighten your burden.
	Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or
	troubles.
	Girl: Well that is because we aren't married yet.
15	Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to
	give up my seat to a lady.
	Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
	Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
16	A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if
	my father hadn't left me a fortune?" "Honey," the woman replied Sweetly,
	"I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"
17	Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
	Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
18	A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
	My Father grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks beans," said
	another.
	Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."
19	Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
	Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
	Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.
	Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"
	Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
20	Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arranged marriage"
	It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" or "shoot himself".

Inspite of being such a complicated Railway network, we never hear about any accidents in Frankfurt Germany.

Regards,
Jayakumar.M.E