Diary of Jayakumar MEhttp://jkumarme.rediffiland.com/Diary of Jayakumar MEen-usmEeeeeee......when i am in childhood.]]>Tue, 06 Nov 2007 17:41:49 +0530http://jkumarme.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/11/06/mEeeeeee-when-i-am-in.htmlBabYyyyyyyyy]]>Wed, 29 Aug 2007 18:03:50 +0530http://jkumarme.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/08/29/BabYyyyyyyyy.htmlgmORNINGggggggggggg]]>Wed, 29 Aug 2007 18:03:08 +0530http://jkumarme.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/08/29/gmORNINGggggggggggg.html##Good Morning##Valuing someone isn't merely by seeing each other everyday...
What counts is that somehow in our busy lives we remember to say "Take care, you're precious!"

Have a nice day JJJ


]]>Wed, 25 Jul 2007 12:38:16 +0530http://jkumarme.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/07/25/-Good.htmljust laugh ....1 A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!. 2 Sardar-why r all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running? 3 Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail". 4 Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote: Yes! 5 Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant it's already raining. Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go. 6 Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back. 7 Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it.... 8 Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving.. 9 Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror! 10 Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast. 11 Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more.. 12 A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied "Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM". 13 Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one? 14 Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles. Girl: Well that is because we aren't married yet. 15 Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mom: Well, you have done the right thing. Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap. 16 A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?" "Honey," the woman replied Sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE" 17 Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card." Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents." 18 A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans".. My Father grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks beans," said another. Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans." 19 Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?" Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife." Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?" Millionaire: "A Billionaire" 20 Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arranged marriage" It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" or "shoot himself". ]]>Sat, 21 Jul 2007 12:58:06 +0530http://jkumarme.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/07/21/just-laugh.htmlSand Art...]]>Wed, 04 Jul 2007 11:54:31 +0530http://jkumarme.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/07/04/Sand.htmlWorld's most complicated railway lineInspite of being such a complicated Railway network, we never hear about any accidents in Frankfurt Germany.

Regards,
Jayakumar.M.E
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